Many people talk too much when they are suspect. So, as always, deny everything.

If this fails, dig out that evil-mind-control device that you have been secretly working on in your basement.

Now that you have chosen your design (above), please choose your product (below) using the buttons provided.

You can choose from adult and baby t-shirts in a variety of styles, or you can choose magnets, mirrors, pins, and postcards. Heck, why not buy them all?

All prices include state sales tax where applicable.

#2000, WHITE, S ($15.95) #2000, WHITE, M ($15.95) #2000, WHITE, L ($15.95) #2000, WHITE, XL ($15.95) #2000, WHITE, 2XL ($17.95) #2000, WHITE, 3XL ($17.95) #2000, BLACK, S ($17.95) #2000, BLACK, M ($17.95) #2000, BLACK, L ($17.95) #2000, BLACK, XL ($17.95) #2000, BLACK, 2XL ($19.95) #2000, BLACK, 3XL ($19.95) #923, R/W, L ($23.95) #4311, BLACK, M (OSFA) ($24.95) #4377, R/BK, M (OSFA) ($24.95) #4377, W/BBL, M (OSFA) ($24.95) #510, WHITE, 6MO ($21.95) #514, WHITE, 6MO ($21.95) #9001, Fridge Magnet ($3.95) #9007, Compact Mirror ($4.95) #9005, Rectangular Pin ($2.95) #9004, Note Card 10-Pack ($9.95) #9003, Postcard 10-Pack ($9.95)